I'm sure I've written this before, but I dearly love authentic Mexican cuisine. And I'm sure I've expressed my feelings about the slop they serve at Taco Bell a few times, as well. So when I heard about the new Taco Bell Drive Thru-Diet, I reasoned that the folks from the TB advertising department just might be onto something.
This is how it works:
Step one: Find a Taco Bell and enter the drive-up lane.
Step two: Peruse menu.
Step three: Purchase the menu selection of your choice.
Step four: Choke it down, if you can. Make sure you are somewhere near an appropriate receptacle to contain the
copious amount of vomit that will soon be emanating from your innards.
Step five:: Pat yourself on the back for having successfully murdered your appetite for the rest of the day.
It sounds great, doesn't it? Hell, people should have no problem with shedding 10 pounds of fat per week on this ingenious weight loss program. Malnutrition and severe dehydration is a small price to pay when you're genuinely serious about losing weight.
Seriously, this is the best promotion they've come up since that little Chihuahua first hit television screens across America.
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