2 moons August 27, 2010!

Well, the annual  Mars hoax is upon us, again. Where has the summer gone?

Yes, Indeed, tomorrow night, August 27, it will appear as if there are two moons in the night sky.   Go tell all your neighbors, and see how many turn up in their yards Friday evening, then raz them about it for the rest of the year!   What fun!

Rush Limbaugh Opens Facebook Page; Vows to "Kick Lady Gaga's Ass!"

All the Dittoheads must be experiencing a state of extreme euphoria, today, as their favorite conservative talk show host, and distributor of inflammatory rhetoric, opened a page on the internet's most popular social networking venue.   Yes, ol' Rush Limbaugh has landed on Facebook, folks.   And apparently his first message was a vow to surpass Lady Gaga's 10 million plus followers.

  

If you're a lover of Mr. Limburger, you can find him at his new home, Facebook.com/RushLimbaugh.   Come on, let's help put him over the top.  Lady Gaga is history!

Leave That JetBlue Flight Attendant Alone

If you work in a field where you have to deal with the large percentage of cretins that constitute the human race,  I think you deserve kudos if you resist the urge to go schizoid every now and again.   On Monday, a flight attendant for JetBlue Airlines lost his cool when a passenger was retrieving his carry on luggage before the plane had reached a full stop.  When told to return to his seat by Steven Slater, 39, he ignored his request and verbally abused the employee.  Slater cursed out the passenger, via the plane's communication system, stormed to the galley, grabbed a beer, and exited the craft by activating the emergency slide.

Who could blame the poor guy?   I'm always amazed at the patience possessed by flight attendants.  For instance,  how smart do you have to be to wait to empty your bladder after the food service cart has cleared the isle.   Too often, I see airplane staff having to put themselves out by stopping the distribution of the crappy airline meal to move up the aisle so some shit for brains troglodyte can make it back to his seat to finish watching whatever mediocre flick is playing on the screen.  Maybe if the self centered asshole had taken a really good piss before getting on the flight, he/she could have held it in until the meal service had ended.

Now all the authories are on Slater like lobbyists on an elected official.   Leave the poor guy alone.   He 's earned the right  to flip out.   You're lucky he didn't strangle the guy with with a set of cheap airline headphones.   Then you'd have a real crime to worry about.

Palin's 'Mama Grizzlies' Campaign

Sarah Palin is at it again. This posted on her website a few weeks back, she attempts to gain support from woman everywhere with her "Mama Grizzlies" shtick , comparing all those hockey moms everywhere to huge, hairy, flesh ripping carnivores.

Be careful, you Marxist liberal bastards! Don't be preaching socialism around conservative moms, lest you suffer the wrath of Palin empowered females protecting their young, and America, from your evil agenda. Grrrrrrrrr!!!!