While listening to ol' Rush Limbaugh the other day (as I sometimes do out of perverse curiosity) a caller copped himself a free laptop simply for stating how he stood up for Rush's views against his liberals co-workers. In fact, the guy stated that he'd put up with quite a lot of verbal abuse from his political adversaries. So, when Rush asked if he had a computer, the caller confirmed he did, but it was on its last legs -- "shooting sparks," I believe were the words he used.
Damn! Now I know what to do when my computer starts acting up -- or is severely outdated: suck up to a conservative talk show host.
Perhaps if I invent a harrowing tale of physical assault at the hands of a horde of crazed liberals, I can get a whole new, state of the art system complete with all the necessary accessories.
"It was awful! they had me cornered in the parking garage, after seeing my Rush Limbaugh bumper sticker. They were like a pack of rabid dogs! But I wouldn't back down! I continued to declare your superiority, and "excellence in broadcasting," despite being pummeled like a boxer's heavy bag. Then they stole my brand new Dell out of the back of my Toyota. Next thing I knew, I woke up in the hospital, looking like Evel Knievel after his Madison Square Garden disaster."
Hey, with a story like that, maybe I could score a big screen TV, too!
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