Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Support Groups for Those Mentally Affected by BlackBerry Outages Popping Up Around the World

Yes, it has to be hard on those poor addicts to smartphone technology, recently. On Wednesday, the BlackBerry outages spread to North America. Can you imagine the mental anguish of suddenly not being able to access the internet to keep up on your pointless email forwards, or let all your Facebook friends know you just had Chicken Cordon Blue for lunch at the local trendy Cafe? My heart bleeds.


Support groups to help with the painful withdrawal of lost BlackBerry service are reportedly being put together in great numbers all across the globe, today -- at least according to my occasionally reliable, and often highly inebriated, source. It could be he's taken a serious header off the wagon, again; so don't hold me to this one.

More later -- maybe.

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