In case you hadn't heard, The Nuge has been invited to attend Tonight's State of The Union Address by Republican Texas Representative Steve Stockman. He'll be sitting in the gallery that overlooks the White House chamber.
Earlier today, it was announced by someone in the Nugent camp that Ted will dressed in a specially designed assault rifle costume. The name of the designer was not disclosed.
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“The location of the magazine may be a little controversial,"”stated Nugent spokesman Earle Blamblam. "Aside from that, I'm not at liberty to disclose any more information. You'll all just have to wait until tonight to see Ted in all his glory. Suffice to say, everybody will talking about this for days to come."
Hey, it just might be worth tuning in to see that get-up. As a general rule, I'd sooner whack myself over the head with a bag or oranges for two hours rather than tune into one of these long-winded, boring speeches. But a little drama is always appealing.