Monday, February 8, 2010

Sarah Palin Hand Notes -- Too Funny!

Did I say I love this woman? Sarah Palin scores again with another brilliant comic moment during an interview this past weekend at the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville where she reads crib notes from her palm. I love the way oh so subtly glances at her hand at one point -- priceless! And what makes it all the more hysterical is the fact that she continues to berate Obama for using a teleprompter.

It kind put me in mind of that episode of M*A*S*H when Corporal Klinger got caught with the answers written in a variety of places on his body while taking the test for the Soldier of the Month competition.

Personally, I couldn't care less if our elected officials use teleprompters, notebooks, or whatever during public speaking engagements. But writing on your hand? Holy shit, that's just tacky.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

The Mystery of Jimmy Hoffa's Disappearance May Soon be Solved as Giants Stadium Demolition Begins


This could be the story of the century, folks. As most of us know, urban Legend has it that Jimmy Hoffa's body is buried underneath one of the end zones in Giants Stadium, the demolition of which began today. Hoffa went missing back in 1975 while the structure was under construction.

Who knows, perhaps Geraldo Rivera will put his balls on the line and provide live coverage of the excavation of the end zones. Of course, the last time he tried something like that his career went into the dumper. But given the fact he doesn't have much of a career left, who knows. I say he should take another gamble. Perhaps it won't be another Al Capone's vault fiasco.

I'd certainly tune in for it, anyway.